The Name is Diddy P.Diddy
Posted By: Glam Media Network Blog Posts for - Celebrities Date Posted: November 29th, 2008
As millions of Americans struggle with dwindling savings, unemployment and home foreclosures, you’ll be happy to know Diddy is putting his fortune to good use! Yes, the humble and prudent rap mogul has spent $750,000 on an audition tape to become the next James Bond.
Diddy as Bond? No, thanks. I like my martini shaken, not douched.
Diddy traveled all the way to the South of France to film the audition tape near the Casino Royale, the inspiration behind Daniel Craig’s first Bond film. He apparently took to the skies in a helicopter, wearing a tuxedo and surrounded by his very own Bond girls.
Unfortunately, it didn’t involve jumping from the helicopter without a parachute.
Diddy says:
“This is my audition tape for the next James Bond. There is a black president, and it’s time for there to be a black Bond.”
Well, Diddy does have experience shooting low-level henchmen.
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